Greyhoundism: Zoomies
By Xan • Mar 4th, 2008 • Category: X factor Comics
Zoomies: (zōōmeez)The landscaping technique of removing grass, small plants and large clumps of dirt from a lawn through the use of a speeding greyhound.
(Artwork by Xan, idea and text by Jenn)
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Xan, your artwork always makes me laugh, you and Alisha (and now Jenn and Trish) make a great team!
HEh heh! Waffle Envy! ;-}
Thanks for the kind words! Glad we could brighten your day!
Hi, Xan! Your cartoon portraits are wonderful! Maybe you should go to fairs and set up as a quick cartoon artist and do greyhound images of people! I think they’d be popular! Love the ‘zine, even though I’m not a greyfan–just grey!
Great idea, Mom!!
Love you!
I can’t wait to see more cartoons! And I agree with Jean (your mom, Xan?) that greyhound portraits of people would be wildly popular… and hilarious!
-Jen
You heard it here, first: I’m going to shoot for a cartoon every two weeks.
So check back soon, Jen!
Yup, Jean is my mom. Good idea she had, eh?
“Zoomies” is exactly the landscaping technique we now use in our back yard and we’ve only had our greyhound since August! This was so funny I printed it out in color and am going to frame it!